Awaiting Our 100th Member

[Rob Farr]

Who will it be? If you're just lurking, now is the time to get on the Mafia Wall of Fame and be forever known as Member #100.

[Richard M Roberts]

Who will it be? If you're just lurking, now is the time to get on the Mafia Wall of Fame and be forever known as Member #100.

Oh wow, like that will get you a key to the executive bathroom!

RICHARD M ROBERTS

[Rob Farr]

Believe me. I've seen the executive bathroom. You're better off using the gas station's bathroom down the road.

[Richard M Roberts]

Okay, I know you were all waiting for this with baited breath (and if you have baited breath, for land's sakes use some listerine), but our 100th silent comedy mafia member is.................(drum roll) ...........................Andy Coryell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Brass band plays, dancing girls dance, midget opens the champagne,confetti falls..........

Guess not.

Welcome to the group Andy, now nobody bother us about this until we get to a thousand.


RICHARD M ROBERTS

[Rob Farr]

However, if one of our current members drops out, wouldn't that move Andy up to #99 and then wouldn't we have a NEW #100?

[Brent Walker]

Okay, I know you were all waiting for this with baited breath (and if you have baited breath, for land's sakes use some listerine), but our 100th silent comedy mafia member is.................(drum roll) ...........................Andy Coryell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Brass band plays, dancing girls dance, midget opens the champagne,confetti falls..........

Guess not.

Welcome to the group Andy, now nobody bother us about this until we get to a thousand.


RICHARD M ROBERTS

If there's any justice, it will be someone in a blonde wig and trenchcoat, carrying a bicycle horn.

"And now, I'd like to introduce the sweetest girl in the world..."

[Richard M Roberts]

However, if one of our current members drops out, wouldn't that move Andy up to #99 and then wouldn't we have a NEW #100?

Yeah, and if you don't hush up about this, we'll be down to celebrating our new #10 member!

Then again, there is only one way to leave the Mafia.........in a pine box!!!!!!! !


RICHARD M ROBERTS

[Paul E. Gierucki]

<....quitely unspooling several short lengths of piano wire....>

[Andy Coryell]

Hello SCM! It would seem that my distintion as the SCM's 100th member isn't actually distinct, but thank you for the welcome, Richard! As for baited breath... diSTINCT! Sorry. No, but, seriously... no prize? Cheapskates!